Can you love a language?

Chapter 0

Can you love a language? You can certainly love a person. You can love an animal, your new shoes, or your Mikasa Ackerman pillow. You can love many things but can you fall in love with a language? That's what we will try to explore.

Hello my name is Marko and starting from today we will slowly but steadily do the following three things:

My language of choice is not the usual dish served at your local language restaurant. Japanese, French, Italian, German, they are all not on the menu today. What we will order and get really intimate with is our good old český jazyk. You may ask why would anyone choose freely to suffer and experience the seventh circle of hell, well, there is this point in time in your life where you want to give a good impression and show your manager that you are the best employee. Some people would call it "kissing up" but I call it investing `¯\_(ツ)_/¯`. The older generation learned some of their lessons by experiencing the might of THE BELT. Well, český jazyk is just like THE BELT but it's spiked, hot as lava, and durable as diamonds, so now you see why it makes sense to compare it with the seventh circle of hell.

Anyhow, this journey is suitable to the following group of people:

If your goal is to learn česky as soon as possible because whatever reason there is, then you might want to skip this and get a proper teacher. Sorry :(

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